You Know You Haven't Blogged In Too Long a Time When . . .

You know you haven't blogged in too long a time when

  1. you forget how to login (yes, it's true!  I panicked for a bit.)
  2. you feel like you have pent up blog entries waiting to get out, but none seem good enough to post.
  3. the only readers you have left are spammers (please tell me it's not true!)
  4. the stat counter laughs at you when you hit "refresh."  It seems to say, "You were expecting the number to change?!"
  5. readers ask if you're okay. (How does one answer that question?)
  6. since only one person asked that, you think, "Maybe I should just quit.  Who would notice?"
  7. you reevaluate your blog and decide, what the heck!
  8. you feel like you should celebrate on your first "new" blog entry.
  9. and, so you do.

Party time!  I'm going to celebrate with some TV time, a glass of wine, and going to bed early.  (Yes, that's the kind of party animal I am. I will never be found dancing on a table.)

Feel free to dance on your table after you've read this entry.  After all, you should celebrate waiting for me this long.  And, since you've waited, you may live a duller life than I.  Please do something about that!

 

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